Do you remember that time you felt so liberated by having 50% of your child load reduced courtesy of the back to school phenomenon that you decided to do a little gardening while your two littlest ones played in the yard? And then you looked over and saw your fair haired, white shirt, pastel pink pant wearing one year old covered with, diving in, and eating the black flower bed mulch which posses startling color dye properties?
No??…..okay…..me neither.
